Finding new films is getting difficult. The algorithm is almost totally clogged up by “idiot explains popular movie” accounts, because that’s an easy way to get around copyright law.
Somehow, the Rats have still found three short films to stuff your stockings with this Christmas – you lucky thing, you. So, refill your eggnog, grab a seat by the fire, and let us give ourselves the cinematic equivalent of food poisoning by consuming a trio of undercooked turkeys. Happy Holidays.
You can see all the films in full below:
Film 1: Christmas in London (10mins)
Dir. Asad Panjwani
Film 2: Steven Seagal Saves Christmas (5mins)
Dir. Armin Maksumic
Film 3: The First Holiday Film Sequel Written Entirely By Bots (5mins)
Dir. Bots, I guess?
Hey! I’m the director of the Steven Seagal film. My friend (and one of the ninjas) just sent this to me and I absolutely love that you have seen my high school short film and went into such a deep dive on it! I appreciate that you picked up on the physicality I was going for. I hate my voice on camera, so I opted for a more ominous non verbal main role.
You guys are awesome. Made my day. Happy to talk about it more if you want!
Hi Armin,
Wow, it’s amazing to know our review actually found its way to you considering the amount of time your movie has been online – and how long ago our podcast was too! I’ll drop you an email for sure – it would be cool to hear about the production, and what your story has been in the years since!